Right, I'll be quick:

• 30 something, male, boring sounding job at a bank, a lovely lady named Rosa and no cat (yet)
• Latterly Edinburgh, before that Glasgow, Lancaster, Sydney and London
• Geek, Linux user and tinker
• Reader, watcher, listener and all round media consumer
• Cyclist, footballer and cricketer with dodgy knees

I also frequent some of the usual intertube haunts:

• I flickr but often fade
• I blip at least occasionally
• I tweet at random
• I use facebook under protest but obfuscate my name