What happened Zizou? It wasn't in the script but that headbutt will be remembered... And sadly, to paraphrase the guy on ITV, this great tournament was in the end decided by a carnival sideshow and then we watched Gennaro Gattuso wander about in his underpants. I'm sad it's all over and I wanted les bleus to win but at least we Australians can say that we lost narrowly to the eventual winners. Plus I might be able to get something else done now the football's over.

• Paris is the most expensive city in the world
• Coffee can be as cheap as half price if you drink at the counter (comptoir)
• You're really just advertising yourself as a total dick if you don't at least try to speak some French
• The projectionist at the cinemateque sometimes chooses to show the reels in random order (100% of the time in my case)
• Drink wine, not beer
• Parisian winos fake orgasms for money
• Paris is cold!
• You too can join the alien invasion
• Ri